Stop worrying About what people think, start focusing on what you want.
Say "No" to the voice in your head, and "Yes" to BIG FRICKIN' FUN!
Hot Flashes, Carpools, and Dirty Martinis
the quintessential guide 
for turning midlife into primetime
Ditch the woo-woo, self-help crap and be 100% certain about 
what you want... and how to get it. 
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You can make this time the most joyful, fulfilling, confident time of your life.
Without moving to an ashram, getting plastic surgery, or running away with the pool boy.
  •  Do you feel irrelevant or invisible since you've hit middle age?
  •  Do you feel less sexy, less confident, or less passionate as decades pass?
  •  Do you worry that the best years of your career are behind you?
  •  Or wonder what you'll do or talk about when the kids are gone?
  •  Is the voice in your head a nasty bit@% you'd never choose to hang out with?
  •  Have you lost touch with the days when you knew just what you wanted, and went after it with wild abandon?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, then we've got to get your head on straight.
Because this is PrimeTime.
There are forces in the world that want you to believe that midlife sucks, big time. Voices that tell you to act your age, start winding down, or tuck away those dreams. Messages that whisper to you about how your ship has sailed.

Believe me when I tell you this is all a crock of B.S., created by folks who do not have your best interests in mind. By industries that feed on fears and insecurities they create so they can sell us wrinkle creams, "anti-aging" potions, weight-loss plans, self-improvement programs, ugly comfortable shoes, and rocking chairs. 

Hear me when I tell you that this is PrimeTime, my friend. This is your 8-11 time slot. This should be your best show ever. You are more ready NOW than you've EVER been. PrimeTime women are the most qualified, powerful, capable, intuitive creatures on Earth.

This is no time to be living out re-runs of
Laverne and Shirley.
In Hot Flashes, Carpools, and Dirty Martinis, I give it to you straight about why you're feeling lukewarm about middle age, and why it should be the hottest time of your life.

I'll show you how I walked away from a 25-year career as a brand strategist to pursue the dreams I’d set aside for decades. How I let go of my role as menopausal "helicopter mom" and took control of my own quest for joy. How I learned to say "F-you" to convention and judgement, and make midlife my bit@%.

I'll show you the good, the bad, and the funny--from my own story and an amazing cast of PrimeTime women--as well as practical tips, and a proven system for turning midlife into PrimeTime. It's a foolproof path for every woman who has lost her lust for life and is trying to figure out why. 

Join Juju for a raucous ride through
menopausal motherhood, unexpected
career transitions, and 40-something
self discovery, laughing all the way. Fall
in love with a captivating cast of 
PrimeTime women who learned to
positively ROCK the years they expected
to loathe.

This is your PrimeTime.
What are you going to do about it?
See what PrimeTime women like you have to say about 
Hot Flashes, Carpools, and Dirty Martinis.
What People Are Saying About This Incredible Book On...
When we get to a certain age, we start to question how we can fully experience the rest of our journey and how to identify and follow our passion and joy. This book will help you gain that focus and reassure you that you have so much wonderful living ahead of  you.
Review By Shelley Foster
I loved this book. It made me laugh, it made me think, and it inspired me. Juju Hook will make a difference with women who read her words. A great read!
Review By Randi Hymes
This book had me laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee in my bed!
Review By Lois Fields Carson

Juju Hook is the first person I've ever heard speak directly to me about the joys, heartaches, and obstacles facing my generation of women, and there's nothing like that for lighting a fire in an otherwise bleak "middle age." Bright, funny, and spot on.

Judy Blackwell

My kids are in high school but my life is just starting. I feel better than I ever have before. JuJu's book helped me realize.... this really is the best time in my life.  I don't have to be shrinking violet or think I am being too bold or brazen.  Thanks JuJu!

Becky  De Acetis

This book is an inspiration for women at mid-life who want to create a juicy next chapter for themselves. With equal parts sass and wisdom, Juju addresses the questions we women share as we face (amongst other things) empty-nesting, bodily changes, and how to continue to create a life that feels rich and purposeful. You'll laugh and be inspired by this gem.

Julia Smith Munsion

Juju's juicy story-telling through her life's experiences and relationships redefine what it means to be a middle-aged woman. She busts down the social belief systems set by generations before us while providing badass accountability to encourage our PrimeTime essence.

Jody Harbour

Brilliant! Literally life-changing. Thank you, Juju Hook, for taking me on this journey of loving myself.

KC Hoffman
Inside Hot Flashes, Carpools, and Dirty Martinis...
This is no mamby-pamby, pie-in-the-sky, woo-woo, self-help crap. This is a real system you can apply to your actual life... so you walk away with 100% certainty about what you want, and how to get it. It's also a super fun story that will make you laugh and probably cry. (Not to mention the new spring you'll find in your step, and the middle finger you'll be raising directly at those who would judge you or doubt you.)
  •  The one question you must ask yourself in order to rock PrimeTime
  •  The 3 math problems and 6 lies that make midlife a stone cold drag
  •  Why women feel like winding down at this age -- and how to avoid it
  •  How to stop worrying about what's appropriate, and start focusing on what you want
  •  How to say "No" to the voice in your head and "Yes" to big, frickin' fun
Page 29. There's one question you must ask yourself in PrimeTime (and that you likely haven't asked yourself for years.)
Page 37. I only share the Three Problems with people who read page 37... and trust me, you have them.
Page 67. In Chapter 7, I tell you why your past is not a reliable predictor of your future. And what is, instead.
Page 86. Here I spell out the lies of the "middle-aged woman" label and why you buy them and wear them around.
If you want to fall in love with the next forty years of your life, then Hot Flashes, Carpools and Dirty Martinis is for you. And if you Order Now you'll be on your way to big fat fun and fulfillment, all before your next hot flash. What are you waiting for? 
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